the following is a press realese for my upcomming 2 person show “Cat Food”
Colonel Vittles. Bamber tresels treats from a bunion. Eculid’s eyelids Guass over the Newtons.
Each vittle weighs a metric fun. A Wampum crescent Toy, were bears wear flone trim .
Furry baskets warn of fluff monsters delights. Inseparable, Squeak and Good Girl bat pom poms in the air.
A rotten coca cola sign is turned into a computer.
The Government poisons us with singing quizshows.
Flies have been dead for years and really have been backward drone technology.
Honey is used as coins. Coins are poured on the face for fun
. Showers are taken with robots watching. and sud bubbles are made of titanium.
Italy is really ceramic and perched in God’s Grandmom’s Tchotchke cabinet.
He is her and her is unquestionably him.
A mummer is herher, nerds a pure turd fervor, Corduroy fur cured her.
The dude kept saying “people” over and over agin which made us nervous
Are we “People”?!! coughing out hairballs
or tall tiny film in the mind of mindy, popping golfballs out of her mindgrapes.
The mind apes the butt, actually, jiggling in Gladys’s sphere.
A golden apron.
A Made hate pin stains sins till the train tints plays Satan’s weight kins?
The man who was too poetic was slapped around
The New York Yankees were miniaturized and put in the drinking water.
we must cat food for the betterment of human display distribution and holding hands and stuff.
doof is cat backwards. And math afterwards, traps palpable Alber’s bath towel algebra.